The Watercooler: Could the Varsity Soccer Team Beat 75 U9 AYSO Players?
September 27, 2019
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Episode length: 29:59
In the debut episode of The Watercooler — The Forest Scout’s sports hypothetical discussion show — hosts Peter Elliott, Ryan Peters, and Carson Ward ponder whether or not the Varsity Soccer team could beat 75 U9 AYSO players. Other topics include predictions for the Lake Forest-Warren football game, an In Memorium for the 2019 Cubs season, and our Week 5 college football “Chili’s Lock of the Week” picks.
MUSIC: “Brother Louie” – Hot Chocolate [Instrumental] (Prod. by Reggie Watts), “Chili’s Back Back Ribs Commercial” – Various
Ryan Peters • Sep 27, 2019 at 1:17 pm
Their locker room is tOSU getting excited because they know they’re going to be able to storm in and beat down on Michigan without the wolverines putting up a fight.
Joey Goodsir • Sep 27, 2019 at 12:31 pm
The AYSO players would keep it scoreless at best – the swarms of kids wouldn’t allow the Scouts to keep the ball for long.
However, the Scouts are more disciplined and have more physicality – they will be the only team that can actually score a goal.
I guess I should address the Joey Goodsir Show by just saying this: all criticism is warranted – except for the notion that Michigan/ohio state isn’t a rivalry. Take one look at OSU’s locker room and THEN try to say it’s not a rivalry. Just saying…it’s what obsession looks like.