Intramural Week 5 Power Rankings
February 8, 2023
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- W.I.G. (5-0) – Team W.I.G. beat the winless Knickerbockers by a score of 24-6. They were led by Shep Graf and Robert Passsinato who combined for 24 points. Team W.I.G. let up the lowest point total of the week.
- Team Coht (4-1) – In the game of the week, Team Coht beat the Cherry Up Men by 1 point. Man, this was a fun game to watch. Harry Kotlarz led the game in scoring with 13.
- TKN (5-0) – The physical TKN squad beat up on yet another sophomore team, beating the Jugg Messiahs 24-7. TKN is not a team to mess with, and they will face off against both of the top 2 teams this week.
- Butter Burger Hoopers (3-1) ↑2 – Although the Hoopers didn’t play this week, they jumped up 2 spots thanks to losses from Funkytown and the Cherry Up Men. They will have a top sophomore matchup this week with the Puck Bandits.
- GSU Antelopes (3-2) ↑2 – The GSU Antelopes proved everyone wrong this week and continued their win streak, upsetting Funkytown by 1 point. Led by Graham Garrigan, the Lopes have been on a roll as of late, riding a 3 game win streak.
- Funkytown (4-1) ↓2 – Funkytown finds themselves outside the top 5 for the first time this season after losing by 1 to the GSU Antelopes. Funkytown can prove their worth this week with a heavily anticipated matchup with Team Coht.
- Cherry Up Men (2-3) ↓2 – The Cherry Up Men lost another 1-point heartbreaker, this time thanks to Team Coht. Jack Kaplan airballed the potential game-winner for the second straight week. Welcome back to Jack Griffin, who nailed 3 threes.
- Chinless Hooligans (3-2) ↑1 – The Chinless Hooligans posted a league-high 47 points this week, routing Steph with Too Much Curry by a score of 47-34. The Hooligans proved that they are not to be messed with.
- Handlers (3-2) ↑1 – The Handlers beat the Big Basketball Champs this week, putting themselves back above .500. They will face a tough opponent this week in TKN, and are likely going to return to .500 yet again.
- Puck Bandits (5-1) ↑1 – The Puck Bandits went 2-0 this week, winning by forfeit against the Legends of Ga’Hoole and beating the Taj Tusslers 24-20. The Bandits are cracking the top 10 for the first time this year, and they will ride their momentum into a matchup with the Butter Burger Hoopers this week.
- O-Blockerz (4-2) ↑4 – The O-Blockers won a thriller against Caillou’s Boys in overtime, winning 23-21. Bobby Alzamora led the game with 19. The O-Blockerz are the heavy underdog this week in a watchup with Cherry Up Men.
- Caillou’s Boys (4-2) ↓4 – Caillou’s Boys came just a basket short of forcing another overtime period against the O-Blockerz, but ended up losing by 2. They will face the Jugg Messiahs this week.
- Kramer’s Kids (3-2) – Kramer’s Kids is now 3-2 after losing by forfeit to the Taj Tusslers. Even though they technically lost, we think that since they didn’t play, they should not be punished in the rankings.
- Jugg Messiahs (2-4) – The Jugg Messiahs expectedly lost to TKN this week, only posting 7 points. When a rugged sophomore team plays a top 3 team, you can’t expect much. They will face off against Caillou’s Boys this week.
- Steph with Too Much Curry (1-4) ↓3 – Steph with Too Much Curry is now on a four game losing streak. They gave up a league-high 47 points to the Chinless Hooligans. They will face off against the Knickerbockers this week.
- West Side Dynasty (2-4) ↑7 – In the biggest jump of the week, West Side Dynasty went from worst in the league to 16th after beating the Ball Boys and the Brown Shirts. They won by a combined 4 points in their two games.
- Taj Tusslers (3-3) ↓1 – The Taj Tusslers won by forfeit against Kramer’s Kids and lost to the Puck Bandits 24-20. They are at .500 and have not beat any impressive teams. They will play the underwhelming Ball Boys this week.
- Ball Boys (1-3) ↓1 – The Ball Boys lost by 1 to West Side Dynasty, moving them down to 1-3. They will face off against the Taj Tusslers this week.
- Brown Shirts (1-4) ↓1 – The Brown Shirts lost to West Side Dynasty by 3. They find themselves in the 18th spot for the second straight week. They will play Kramer’s Kids this week.
- Knickerbockers (0-5) – The Bockers only put up 6 points this week against Team W.I.G., the lowest of the week. They are one of two remaining winless teams. They will probably lose to Steph with Too Much Curry this week.
- Big Basketball Champs (0-5) – The Big Basketball Champs lost yet again, this time to the Handlers. They claim the title of the worst team in the league for the first time this year.
**Brick Boys and Legends of Ga’Hoole** – Both of these teams were officially kicked from the league because they have failed to field a team at least twice. Sayonara.
Girls Rankings
- Ballers (4-0) – The Ballers won the past week. They beat the Slayups by a score of 27-14. They are still the team to beat in the girls league.
- Passers (4-0) – The Passers are showing that they are a team that could make some noise in the tournament. They are only one of two undefeated teams left.
- Babytron’s Finest (2-1) – Babytron’s Finest did not play this weekend but they have shown in past games that they are going to hard to beat.
- The Kennedy’s (3-1) – The Kennedy’s are still a very good team. They did not play a game this week, but dropped to 4th place.
- Slayups (3-1) – The Slayups dropped their game this week to the Ballers. They lost 27-14 and were never really in the game.
- Homie Hoopers (2-2) – The Homie Hoopers lost this week to Shooting Deez by a score of 16-2. They were never in the game and trailed the whole time.
- Shooting Deez (2-3) – They won on Sunday beating the Homie Hoopers 16-2. An absolute dominant performance all around.
- Ballstars (2-3) – The Ballstars are starting to put it together after beating the Barty Parties by a score of 17-10. They have won two games in a row.
- Barty Parties (0-5) – The Barty Parties are now the only winless team after losing to the Ballstars 17-10. They have not looked good in any of their games even though they are all seniors.
***Bofa Ballers has been kick out of the league due to forfeiting***